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Friday, January 30, 2004
They say I can't blog about bein' broke no more.
They didn't say I can't blog about Alan Moore's The Killing Joke no more.
FYI: Since my last entry, a lot has happened which deserves comment. But I don't believe in the concept of 'desert' so I'm going to service this stuff with about 80% new material.
1. Kerry won New Hampshire because he's the most electable Democrat of them all. He's like the president in a movie where Method Man and Redman get elected to the Senate.
I can't wait for to see who wins the election and I sure hope Kofi Annan likes his new cage. Hopefully, the pine shavings can absorb all his big, hot tears.
Why can't muslim clerics issue a fatwah to give $50 to DeanForAmerica.com instead of telling a pregnant lady to suicide bomb a filthy movie theater in Moscow.
2. I saw a free play entitled The Airy Knights of Bonerdom. The first half was about Good King Winceslaus and how he loved watching Sex and the City with his friends. Fine stuff, if not too challenging. But they really take it up a notch for the experimental second half, during which a little red-haired dwarf climbs into each of the audience members' laps and yells the word "boner" at them until they cry or turn gay.
That's it. I'm out.
They didn't say I can't blog about Alan Moore's The Killing Joke no more.
FYI: Since my last entry, a lot has happened which deserves comment. But I don't believe in the concept of 'desert' so I'm going to service this stuff with about 80% new material.
1. Kerry won New Hampshire because he's the most electable Democrat of them all. He's like the president in a movie where Method Man and Redman get elected to the Senate.
I can't wait for to see who wins the election and I sure hope Kofi Annan likes his new cage. Hopefully, the pine shavings can absorb all his big, hot tears.
Why can't muslim clerics issue a fatwah to give $50 to DeanForAmerica.com instead of telling a pregnant lady to suicide bomb a filthy movie theater in Moscow.
2. I saw a free play entitled The Airy Knights of Bonerdom. The first half was about Good King Winceslaus and how he loved watching Sex and the City with his friends. Fine stuff, if not too challenging. But they really take it up a notch for the experimental second half, during which a little red-haired dwarf climbs into each of the audience members' laps and yells the word "boner" at them until they cry or turn gay.
That's it. I'm out.
